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another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up.
Tim: Hey how was your date last night?
Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a dick.
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When you eat something and it turns out poop is in it.
Billy: Dude give us free food!
Employee: Ok, dude.
Billy: Thanks fag!
Employee: (to other Employee) I wiped my ass with his burrito shell. Its a sexton special.
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When a girl is giving you head, you plug one of her nostrils and shove a bong/joint in the other and have her blow smoke all over your dick.
jenni was so out of it last night, i made her give me a smokey joe
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One who enjoys sucking fecal matter out of another's anal tract.
"Jon is a weird guy, I hear he is a chudmuffler."
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