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Titty fucking an old lady and using her loose skin as a condom
Im gonna go wrinkle pound your grandma.
4π 6π
When a man is eating out a woman and she has a very juicy queef that splatters in his face.
Yo, I was eating this bitch and she gave me a queef shower so I smacked her and went home.
19π 29π
When people try to make their sex look like different weather patterns.
For example... to weather rain, is to piss on your partner, to weather snow is to jizz on your partner, to weather a thunder storm is rough sex with whips and chains
"We should try weathering honey, a hurricane is coming soon!"
10π 66π
excess skin hanging from the pussy
See beef curtain
Dude, ur moms pork flap is huge!
3π 6π
a large knife (much like a machete) specialized for cutting open one's asshole in order to cure his or her constipation when the pills just aren't working
Goddamn, I had too many bean borritos, Im gonna need a mashitty.
7π 19π
A concom lubricated with Frank's Redhot Sauce.
Honey, are you up for a few Red Hot Shishkabobs tonight?
11π 3π
When sex is going and 1 of the 2 people involved is extremely fat. The term auto-safety refers to the fat acting as an airbag when the humping is too hard
2π 1π