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Titty fucking an old lady and using her loose skin as a condom
Im gonna go wrinkle pound your grandma.
This one requires hreat sexual energy, and is performed by a man.
#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.
Wow man, if you can do the obstacle course and live to tell about it, your a lucky man.
When a man is eating out a woman and she has a very juicy queef that splatters in his face.
Yo, I was eating this bitch and she gave me a queef shower so I smacked her and went home.
When people try to make their sex look like different weather patterns.
For example... to weather rain, is to piss on your partner, to weather snow is to jizz on your partner, to weather a thunder storm is rough sex with whips and chains
"We should try weathering honey, a hurricane is coming soon!"
excess skin hanging from the pussy
See beef curtain
Dude, ur moms pork flap is huge!
a large knife (much like a machete) specialized for cutting open one's asshole in order to cure his or her constipation when the pills just aren't working
Goddamn, I had too many bean borritos, Im gonna need a mashitty.
When sex is going and 1 of the 2 people involved is extremely fat. The term auto-safety refers to the fat acting as an airbag when the humping is too hard