FDs

Face Douches; moist towlettes, also known by trade names wash 'n' dri and wet naps.

Hey Phil, can you get some FDs out of the glove cuntpartment

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ALBERT POOH HOLES

The correct pronunciation of Albert Pujols, the greatest current baseball player.

The Kansas City Royals were too dumb to draft Albert Pooh Holes, even as he went to high school and community college in our 'burbs.

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murphy's law

Commonly, a situation where, if anything can go wrong, it will, but I wanted to add my examples.

You always get your blackjack one or two hands after you lower your bet.

If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.

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shet

Polish immigrant pronunciation of "shit"

Leon shet in the outhouse

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pencil dick

A teenie weenie, or a person with a teeny weenie

Have you ever noticed that Chinese guys all pee in the crappers so that no one can see their pencil dicks?

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CLIST

Acronym for Cunt Lick Induced Sore Throat

Phil gets CLIST periodically

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DFL

DUMB FUCKING LIBERAL, the official name of the Minnesota Democratic party

Hubert H. "Humpty Dumpty" Humphrey founded the DFL.

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