union

an association that uses thuggery, hooliganism, bribery and blackmail to get the wage level raised above its true value for lazy workers

those dumb union workers at the printers drove all the print shops out of business and then had no jobs at all

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Hannukah Lewinsky

Eight Days in a Row of Blowjobs

Slick Willie probably got several batches of Hannukah Lewinskys

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on the rag

All the conventional definitions, plus a case where a mechanical device is malfunctioning for a 5 to 7 day period. See OTR and beating off

Bill, your FIAT is on the rag.

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San Francisco Blackjack

A dealt two-card blackjack hand consisting of two queens.

After the dealer told me that my hand of two queens was a San Francisco blackjack, I asked him if a King and a Queen was a normal blackjack, and of course he said "No"

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Crack & Pecker

One of the early, original, still existing lines of power tools. Some people still refer to them as Black & Decker. Since the development of the new higher tech rechargeable batteries, many models today are cordless, rather than hard-wired.

Bill, you griznoid, do you prefer a Ryobi or a Crack & Pecker cordless drill?

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40 Highway

U.S. Highway 40.

For some reason Missourians (Who mostly also pronounce Missouri wrong) say 40 Highway for Highway 40. They also do this for the other numbered state and U.S. highways, e.g., 71 Highway, 50 Highway, 7 Highway, etc. I have no idea why they do this, and I have come across no other group who does this.

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Taco Smell

Slang word for the fast-food chain Taco Bell. Also can define the smell of a pussy.

Do you want to go to Taco Smell, Barfy's}, {Hardon's}, or {Pizza Slut?

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