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Acronym for Cunt Lick Induced Sore Throat
Phil gets CLIST periodically
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Bad breath, similar to poo breath, etc.
In junior high, lotsa peeps had buffalo breath.
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Former name of the Kansas Turnpike. In the 1970s the road was in terrible shape, and many people called it the Kansas Turdpike. I refined the word into the Kansas Turdpile. Several years later, the toll road bonds from the early 1950s were paid off, but they left the tolls on, so there were vast amounts of money for repairs. Now they are anal about repairing even the tiniest glitch, and we no longer call it the Turdpile, although I accidentally forget sometimes.
When the Kansas Turdpile opened in 1956 (it wasn't a turdpile yet, as described above), and for several years afterward, the speed limit was 80. At the same time the regular interstates in Kansas, which were vastly better designed expressways, had a speed limit of 75. Today both are 70.
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A fake pants boner. When your slacks hitch up around your groin and it looks like you have a boner when you don't.
Everybody was laughing at David during the Super Bowl; he had an FBP.
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Do you want to go to Barfy's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Hardon's?
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DUMB FUCKING LIBERAL, the official name of the Minnesota Democratic party
Hubert H. "Humpty Dumpty" Humphrey founded the DFL.
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One of James Brown's most famous songs.
In this song, the godfather of soul did not yell out uh ah grunt maceo
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