Suck The Bag

A semi-nonsensical expression we used to yell at people when we were teenagers in the 60s

As we drove past people on the sidewalk, we would yell "Suck The Bag"

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Pile of Debris

Slang term used among the casino crowd for the "Isle of Capri" series of casinos

Hey Steve, the Jackpot on Carribean Stud is $340K down at the Pile of Debris

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californicate

To fuck up or make like California

Many years ago there was a bumper sticker: "DON'T CALIFORNICATE COLORADO"

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Penisylvania

One of the original 13 states, founded by William Penn, popularized by Ben Franklin, also known as the Keystone State. Penisoil is from Penisylvania.

The main cities in Penisylvania are Philadelphia and Pittsburgh.

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Crime-dotte County

Slang term for Wyandotte County, Kansas, a horrible place to live.

The only reason to ever enter Crime-dotte County is to go to the airport or Cabela's

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Porous Pecker

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.

On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.

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pickle crap

Alternate term for pickle relish.

Cucumbers are wonderful, pickles are wonderful, tartar sauce is wonderful, but pickle crap on a hot dog or hamburger is the scourge of the earth

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