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Sleeping in the bed of someone else, due to a lack of comfort or sheer drunken madness.
Outrageous, you should try them for bed piracy
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Bridesmaid I'd love to facebook. As defined by Russell Howard to describe Pippa Middleton.
Listen Wills, I know you're my brother and all, but I'm gonna have a crack at Kate's sister, she's a real brilf.
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A person who always opens your post, although it is clearly addressed to you, and you want to open it yourself. This can be boiled down to a paranoia that you will soon receive a summons to Hogwarts.
My brother opened my Amazon package, he's such a bloody dursley.
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An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.
Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest
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A combination of the words lame and vampire used to describe the new wave of lame vampires currently popular among teenage girls and creepy middle aged women.
Nah, I don't go for that Lampire rubbish, I prefered it in the good old days when they were all played by Christopher Lee
The search conducted by lonesome males for females that are so unattractive and/or morally bankrupt and/or blind and/or cheap that they will definitely sleep with them.
Dude this is such a sausagefest, it's about time we went on a gruffalo hunt.
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The process whereby a person obsesses over the amount of bass that their sound system can produce to such an extent that any song they play is completely unrecognisable.
Popular among gary boys, chavs and douchebags in general.
My brother has been playing Hits From The Bong all weekend and I only realised yesterday because of all the bass rape
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