Jockbot

The new shite breed of dj that doesn't use vinyl or headphones and thinks they have talent

Why the fuck is that Jockbot twitching those knobs for?

Kafarte

The skill of letting out a massive loud fart (louder the better) whilst performing a shit attempt at a kung fu (ish) move....preferably kick....like a round house

I am Andy Connor and hold the words largest kafarte belt because i rock 'ffrrŕrrrplop...squeak....squeak........'tight' 🤟💪

Food Banker

Cockney rhyme for 'Wanker' but also implies that the person is also poor or has not enough money to buy food.

Fuck off you food banker

Traffic lighting

Traffic lighting (use emojis)

😡😫🤢

When somebody has been more than idiotic or dumb you use Traffic lighting