CIA theorist

Anyone after 2022 (actually anyone after 1963) who still believes the CIA does not conspire

Hey dude, if you really believe the CIA never heard of Ukraine, you're a CIA theorist.

FBI theorist

Anyone after 2022 (more likely anyone after 1963) who still believes the FBI does not conspire

hey dude, you really think the FBI/Twitter relationship was a nothingberger situation normal? You're an FBI theorist!