FBI theorist

Anyone after 2022 (more likely anyone after 1963) who still believes the FBI does not conspire

hey dude, you really think the FBI/Twitter relationship was a nothingberger situation normal? You're an FBI theorist!

CIA theorist

Anyone after 2022 (actually anyone after 1963) who still believes the CIA does not conspire

Hey dude, if you really believe the CIA never heard of Ukraine, you're a CIA theorist.