roid awakening

When your hemrroids become inflamed and irritated after eating spicy foods.

Marc put jalapeños on his hamburger and had a roid awakening when he took a crap.

Not Your Mother's Beaver

Hair coloring is used to add body, control frizz, make hair more vibrant and interesting, even highlight other attributes; as well as cover up the signs of an aging beaver.

Creston used "Not Your Mother's Beaver" to color her gray pubic hair; for a more youthful and eye catching beaver.