Nal

Another word for butt-sex

"We had nal 3 times last night and twice this morning!"

"My dick stinks from all the nal we've been having!"

"I got corn on my pecker after we had nal, sweetheart."

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Newell

Another word for anal sex.

"Her ass was so perfect that I proceeded to give her the best newell of her life!"

"After I gave her newell, I found, what I thought was smegma on my pecker, but it happened to be fecal cream."

"My dick stinks from giving you newell last night, honey."

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Hangdown

Alternate term for a penis.

"I need to shower because I've got so much stink on my hangdown."

"I masturbate so much that my hangdown is beginning to look like an egg noodle!"

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Sheef

When a woman queefs & shits simultaniously. Similar to that of a shart.

"She was riding me reverse cowboy and got so aroused that she sheefed all over my chest & face!"

"Omg, I sheefed on Billy last night! It stunk so bad!"

"I was eating her pussy & when I stopped to catch my breath, she blew a humungous sheef right in my mouth. I think she had a ham sandwich for lunch."

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