vanilla potato

A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.

"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".

Slavek

A sexy, but extremely flakey Polish man who has a magnificent penis. When he speaks he is passionate and chooses his words carefully. Slavek is handy and makes useful objects. He is very creative and mostly communicates in images. He is strong enough to 69 you while standing up. Slavek is a generous lover and will never cum before you do.

Friend: You still fucking that flakey Slavek guy?

Me: I am.
Friend: Why?!

Me: He's THE BEST at fucking! And we both know that I'm a massive ho, so I would know. Wink