Cabot

The shittiest little town in the middle of Bum-Fuck, Arkansas. This is a hell hole where few people escape and achieve their dreams. Many people graduating from Cabot High School attend ASU-Beebe and have butt sex all day and drive John Deere tractors. There is a bowling alley in Cabot and a shit-ton of cows. Most children cry themselves to sleep due to the uncertaintity of escaping Cabot's wrath.

Guy 1-"Hey man do you want to go to Cabot with me today?"
Guy 2-"No, I would rather go play in traffic."

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