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A suburban shithole in the middle of Arkansas. The entire town revolves around the god forsaken piece of shit public school system they have in Cabot. There isn't shit to do in Cabot besides watching the various Cabot High School sports teams underachieve and get blown out by 5A schools like butt-fuck Beebe and Vilonia. The only thing that keeps people entertained in Cabot is lying and gossip, which has inevitably divided the town in the Union / Confederates. If a Civil War ever breaks out in America, Cabot will have the first battle. Fuck Cabot and fuck the people that live in Cabot.
P1: "Where are you from?"
P2: "Dawg, I'm from Cabot."
P1: "Aw shit, you a bitch then."
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The shittiest little town in the middle of Bum-Fuck, Arkansas. This is a hell hole where few people escape and achieve their dreams. Many people graduating from Cabot High School attend ASU-Beebe and have butt sex all day and drive John Deere tractors. There is a bowling alley in Cabot and a shit-ton of cows. Most children cry themselves to sleep due to the uncertaintity of escaping Cabot's wrath.
Guy 1-"Hey man do you want to go to Cabot with me today?"
Guy 2-"No, I would rather go play in traffic."
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Cabot Arkansas is just a fucking hell hole we’re all the guys just stare at ur ass and not ur personality , There’s nothing to do in Cabot but go to Walmart and piss off the employees ,Cabot schools don’t do anything about anyone but man if they see ur phone ur dead. Everyone is a pot head and and fucking hoes , don’t believe me go to the schools and find out
You know you reached hell if it says Cabot
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The sweetest boy at school, all the girls want him. One flaw, though: he isn't interested in dating. However, don't worry, Cabot! One day you'll meet the girl of your dreams and fall in love with her long after you meet her. It will be a dream come true.
"Who's that boy you say you had a crush on since fourth grade?"
" Oh...that's Cabot!"
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Best town ever in the middle of Arkansas.
Pretty small, but really awesome and hella tight yo.
"im from Cabot, Arkansas."
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A village on the west side of Pennsylvania. Don't blink or you'll miss it.
"When did we go through Cabot? Fuck I must have blinked!"
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A tiny Vermont town, my home for 19 years now. One of the best places in the world to live. Home to approximatly 2,000 souls, almost all of whom know each other by first name. Also home of the Cabot Creamery, manufacturers and distributers of dairy products. Rated "#1 Cheddar in the World" for several years running now.
"I am from Cabot, man."
"Cabot? Where the hell is that?"
"Oh...nowhere."
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