Making the babies

Sexual intercourse that could result in reproduction. This is different from other sexual activities (for example: eating non-dessert items off of someone. Like a sandwich).

Never have I ever been making the babies, you know, like, 'bam the sex' with your mom"

Captain Alcohol

A 21+ good Samaritan who regularly uses the power of his/her age to obtain fun-fun juice for younger, less privileged souls.

Note: You can recognize a true Captain Alcohol when the nearest liquor store no longer asks to see identification because this person purchases alcohol so often.

Commonly shouted at 10:30pm, from the top of a 20-foot ladder, covered in paint, sawdust and holding a broken piece of molding: "Guys, have we assigned a Captain alcohol yet?"

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