Apple Throw

A term used by men to describe the horrible condition a woman's teeth are in, indicating that an apple thrown at her face would stick to it.

Guy 1: "So did that girl go down on you last night?"

Guy 2: "Hell, no. Not with those teeth. She was an Apple Throw."

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Ciggy pop

(Pronouced "Sig-ee pop") A cigarette that has been craved for far too long, and has been earned through sheer patience and force of will. Often imbibed after a long period of being in an unpleasant, non-smoking environment such as a hospital, or the department of motor vehicles.

After deliberating for 16 hours, the jury finally acquitted me of all animal molestation charges! It's time to have a ciggy pop!

Stinky Stick

A Cigarette, usually smoked when in the company of non-smokers who have a low tolerance for smokers. Often, by naming the object a stinky stick, the non-smoker will accept the smoker's acknowledgement that the habit disgusts the non-smoker, and leave the smoker alone, as opposed to becoming a raging asshole.

Well, now that we've finished writing your thesis on vegen cunnilingus, I'm going out for a stinky stick.

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