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School

Literally he’ll. hell = school, school= hell there is no difference. If u think otherwise stfu u sheep

Some hoe: I mustn’t do bad things or else I might go back to school once I die!
Everyone else: yes I agree with your statement, we betta be careful!

by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020

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Chefs kiss

Definition of literal perfection.

Someone: that kid that always reminded the teacher we had homework died!!!
Me: * chefs kiss *

by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020

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Shit

When you poop.

“Oh shit I pooped and the bathroom broke”
“Yeah we saw it in the downstairs floor”

by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020


Pregnant

Basically don’t do it, you get fat and you have a little hoe like you expecting to live off u for free for like twenty years like no hoe if you wanna live with me you have to pay the bills.

Hoe: I’m pregnant

Logical person: we should look for jobs for her.
Ya.

by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020

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Angelina

Angelina hates tasos george with a passion. It has become her life goal to wipe him out of existence he is currently talking to her right now and she has homicidal thoughts. And that’s on periodt hoe

Tasos george: * exists*
Angelina: brb g ima go get na cousins Ford Fiesta to whip ya ass wit

by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020

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Cap

It’s when u fucking lie you idiot? Why u go search these things like u live under a rock? Don’t you know what cap is??.... um chile anyways sooo
This is all not cap you moron
Only because I’m feeling generous today cap is used only from young people if you are 29+ please don’t use it you will be cringe as fuck and ruin the whole mood just don’t.

Someone: I am pregnant and it’s yours!!
Smart person: stop cappin I am a girl in real life....

by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020