northern ireland

-Everyone's a bloody politician.
-Fucking everyone fucking swears all the bloody fucking time you wanker.
-Everything is powerful hi.
-Everyone says hi after every scentence.
-It always rains.
-You're a farmer, a fisherman or you work at Hollister (According to your Facebook.)
-Going to Victoria Square is the highlight of your life.
-Guinness tastes better here.
-Your packing priorities for going on holiday are Buckfast and Tayto Crisps.
-Alcohol is cheap as fuck.

-We all agree that David Cameron is a twat, oh, and Steven Nolan... cunt.
-It's Londonderry, not Derry you republican twats.
-Will Grigg is our superhero.

-Popular songs include:
-Will Grigg's on Fire.
-We're not Brazil we're Norn Ireland.
-The Sash.
-I tell me ma.
-Wagon Wheel.
-Anything by Justin Bieber.
-No pope in Rome.

Non NI Native: What's Northern Ireland like?
NI Native: Oh, Norn Iron? It's powerful hi. It's always pissing down and we're a bunch of vulgar, complete and utter twats, but we have cheap drinks, Nathan Carter, the MYD, Hollister and of course, Will Grigg.
Non NI Native: Get me a flat and a bottle of Bucky.

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kitchen anxiety

Reluctancy to enter your kitchen at uni in case of running into your flatmates.

“I need to make dinner but Ben is in the kitchen right now, my kitchen anxiety is through the roof”