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Jenna Ortega's Husband AKA Crumbo
Jenna: I love you bby
Crumbo/Jenna Ortega's Husband: I love you too bae
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American guy that loves rust. Loves the gay shit Phoenix does to him and wants to do it back. Hates niggas
Phoenix: i wanna fuck you pigeon
Scarce pigeon: i wanna fuck him back but i cant cuz hes a minor
The action of freezing the male genitalia until turning blue then smashing the penis with a hammer. If a hammer is not in the vicinity you can pour antifreeze down the urethra with a small tube. The act of "thawmaxxing" will result in stronger foreskin that can be used in combat
Person 1: do you like thawmaxxing?
Person 2: Yes! My foreskin is so strong now
Person 1: I challenge you to a battle
Person 2: You're on!
Jenna Ortega is honestly the most beautiful amazing drop dead gorgeous brilliant dazzling bewildering, appealing, delightful, elegant human to walk the planet inside and out she is just terrifyingly perfect
Person 1: Did you hear that Crumbo got married?
Person 2: Was it that "Jenna Ortega" girl?
Person 1: Of course
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A short Polish - English boy with Gelled brown hair that goes to the right side he has blue eyes and loves capybaras, he has a fat juicy cock and loves gay niggas he loves Raping children
Person 1: Bro some child got raped
Person 2: must be Eryk
Erwan is tall and has curly brown hair, Erwan hates kids, constantly harms them
Person 1: Erwan is at it again
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Harming children
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