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American guy that loves rust. Loves the gay shit Phoenix does to him and wants to do it back. Hates niggas
Phoenix: i wanna fuck you pigeon
Scarce pigeon: i wanna fuck him back but i cant cuz hes a minor
Freezing the penis until frozen solid then using a hammer to smash it up, in turn, hardening the skin.
The freezing of the penis. Usually involves inserting it into a square container filled with water, and then freezing and leaving for 10-15 minutes in order to let the ice set around the genitals.
I tried Thawmaxxing for the first time yesterday, I can already feel my skin becoming stronger.
The action of freezing the male genitalia until turning blue then smashing the penis with a hammer. If a hammer is not in the vicinity you can pour antifreeze down the urethra with a small tube. The act of "thawmaxxing" will result in stronger foreskin that can be used in combat
Person 1: do you like thawmaxxing?
Person 2: Yes! My foreskin is so strong now
Person 1: I challenge you to a battle
Person 2: You're on!
Jenna Ortega's Husband AKA Crumbo
Jenna: I love you bby
Crumbo/Jenna Ortega's Husband: I love you too bae
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A small animal that grows inside of a human's gooch. The gooch goblin feeds on vibrations from the "Gooch pounder" and will grow in size when fed enough. If the gooch goblin is not fed enough then it will become aggrivated and will harm the human host in a "Gooch destruction" this can cause permanent damage to the host and can occationally result in death. When the gooch goblin is born they migrate to the right cheek along with the "Smegma soldiers".
In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek
later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
PERSON 1: I have a painful feeling in right under my booty-crack
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"
Jenna Ortega is honestly the most beautiful amazing drop dead gorgeous brilliant dazzling bewildering, appealing, delightful, elegant human to walk the planet inside and out she is just terrifyingly perfect
Person 1: Did you hear that Crumbo got married?
Person 2: Was it that "Jenna Ortega" girl?
Person 1: Of course
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A short Polish - English boy with Gelled brown hair that goes to the right side he has blue eyes and loves capybaras, he has a fat juicy cock and loves gay niggas he loves Raping children
Person 1: Bro some child got raped
Person 2: must be Eryk