hestekuk

Synonym for "dummy" or "idiot". Originates from Northern part of Norway. It's made of the north-norwegians swearing skills by mixing basic words with basic curse words. In this case: hest(e)-"horse", kuk-"dick".

Finn: HALLA Tor!!
Tor: HOLD KJÆFT JÆVLA HESTEKUK!!

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norwegian skank

The opposite of the popular english definision. A Norwegian skank is a young female of usually a higher class, with good hygiene and an exclusive clothing style. She may look like a prestine girl with a good renomé at school or work, but on the weekends and at parties she is basically a slut. She highlights her sexual sides and hunts down the hottest guys for a single hookup. She is not looking for a relationship. A Norwegian skank can be seen as a girl with a split personality. Nice in public, but a bitch and nymphomaniac at parties.

"Have you seen the russegirls from Eiker and Drammen? They are some real norwegian skanks."

Boy 1: "Have you seen Mia from 3STA? She looks so fine!"
Boy 2: "She blows different guys every weekend, she's a real norwegian skank!"
Boy 1: "Ohh...I didn't think so. But she looks so prestine and lovely!"
Boy 2: "Don't let her looks fool you. She is a real two-face!"