UZAIF

Uzaif is someone who's most likely to be under surveillance by the authorities. They are kind people who vaguely resembles NPC from Gta San Andreas. They are sometimes obnoxious know it all, because they do know alot about you.

Stop being an Uzaif and get a life.

Soggy papad

A semen stained Underwear or Pant, usually happens accidentally. A man's pant/underwear after he accidentally unloads his baby batter inside it.

"Damn that was intese, i almost have a soggy papad down there. Haha.."