swamp asshat

An insult that combines the definitions of "swamp ass" and "ass hat". Swamp ass meaning "when your ass is so sweaty you feel as if it is literally in a swamp" and Asshat meaning "when your head is so far up your ass, your ass becomes a hat for your head."

Swamp Asshat:

"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."

twatterpuss

Usually a male specific insult, used to demoralize and or break down the fragile ego of a chauvinistic man. Is sometimes used interchangeably with terms like "fuck boi", "douche canoe", and "Swamp Asshat".

Example:
*on a dating site*
Man: Hey girl, what u lookin for on here?
Man: I think 7.5 should be fun for you to work with.
Man: Hello?
Woman: I'm not interested.
Man: Conceited bitch. I only messaged you because I felt bad for your ugly ass.
Woman: Learn how to accept rejection with grace, you pathetic twatterpuss. 🖕