blue crack

1) Someone who acts like someone cool in public but when with friends is completely different.
2)In use to why a person may act strange or random.

1)Girl 1: Yeah, he's actually quite nice when he's not surrounded by people.
Girl 2: Ah, so he's blue crack.

2)Girl 1: AH! Look, there's a singing goat!
Girl 2:........
Girl 1: That crazy goat.
Girl 2: You're so on blue crack.

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pax

To pull off an item of clothing in an outfit. Came from complete lazyness of saying the full phrase and just blurting out a random word.

"Look at this tye-dye shirt I just got!"
"Hm, you could pax it with those jeans."

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PMS

A condition where women, before their period, experience these symptoms:

A- Anxiety: irritable, crying without reason, verbally and sometimes physically abuse, feeling "out of control", or Dr. Jekyl-Mr. Hyde behavior changes.

D- Depression: confused, clumsy, forgetful, withdrawn, fearful, paranoid, suicidal thoughts and rarely suicidal actions.

C- Cravings: food cravings, usually for sweets or chocolate; dairy products including cheese, and on occasion, alcohol or food in general.

H- Heaviness or Headache: Fluid retention leading to headache, breast tenderness, abdominal bloating and weight gain.

But not as many women as people believe have PMS. Sometimes people are just bitchy because things are happening in their lives. But with all those symptoms, it's hard not to feel crappy and mean, no?

PMS is no excuse to be a bitch. Suck it up.

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techno

What happens when people press random buttons and call it music. Takes no talent whatsoever and is a disgrace to real musicians who work their heart out to make music.

My friend started playing techno at the party and I kicked them. Hard.

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muzzio

A crazy girl who has moved multiple places but now is living in the suburbs of Chicago. Her kicking abilities are known throughout the land and have given many bruises to many people. She can make her eyes go extremely crazy and the next moment like a puppy. Her catchphrase is "STOP ITTTTT!"

Which makes us all collapse into laughter.

I led a happy life before Muzzio. Now it is filled with tap-dancing turtles and insanely small dogs and bruises EVERYWHERE.

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suicide

Dropping out of the middle of a race without seeing the wonderful things between there and the end.

My friend commited suicide and I miss him so.

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cry

A way to cleanse your soul of all sorrow that has been burdened on you.

After my mom yelled at me, I needed to cry.

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