bloating

Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.

I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.

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Bloated

When you eat to much and your stomach gets big.

girl: I ate so much I am bloated

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bloat

1) Crap.
2) A lie.
3) Used in computer science to describe crappy software. See also: bloatware.

My new computer was loaded with a whole batch of free-to-try software. I immediately remove that sort of bloat when I see it.

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Bloated

When someone eats a ton of food and their stomach expands

Scott had finished thanksgiving dinner with his dad.
He leaned back and bleached loudly before running his bloated stomach

stuffed food baby

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bloated

Used in computer terms to mean having way more features than you would ever use to the extent of slowing down the system

Microsoft Windows is a bloated Operating System

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BLOAT

Acronym for biggest loser of all time

You wack it three times a day into a Kleenex tissue. You’re a fucking BLOAT, dude.

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Bloat

Bloat means to eat or can be used as a noun, in the describing of any kind of food.

Derived from the word "bloated", which is, of course, the feeling that one gets once they've consumed a large amount of food.

"Yeah, bro...I just woke up from my nap. I'm gonna go grab some bloat and head over there."

"I'm so hungry. I gonna go get some bloat at Taco Bell."

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