worf barrage

Any sort of supposedly powerful attack that ends up having zero effect. Examples include a BFG doing nothing. That's right, NO DAMAGE. Named after Worf from star trek.

Dude! I just fired this super-powerful cannon on this boss and it did nothing!

Man, I'm sorry, but that thing's basically a Worf Barrage gun. IT IS FUCKING USELESS!

twilight

...No. Just no. I was going to write a definition about this, but then I decided not to.

You still here about no twilight definition? You wanna kill me? Fuck you, you twitard.

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doomguy

The living embodiment of Badass. This guy has faced down the entire armies of hell four times and won all four times. And he's just one person.

Doomguy: Don't mess with him.

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People Shelf

A small to medium sized object that should be capable of holding at least one person. Also may be known as a Sofa or a chair.

Hey, you got anywhere to sit?
Yeah, the people shelf's right over there.

EA

Short for "Electronic Arts." A corporation whose sole purpose is to make as much money as possible. Also maker of Origin, a stupid game client. Releases their bullshit games unfinished, and then forces gamers to pay for DLC and updates that do jack shit to fix the game. If you try and complain, you are banned. The help support is worse than Comcast's. Has killed many good game developers.

EA has won the award for Worst Company in America TWICE in a row. Meaning TWO golden turds. And yet they STILL don't get it. Wow.

RUN, RESPAWN ENTERTAINMENT! SAVE TITANFALL WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

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Megumin

Walking nuke.

Megumin: "EXPLOSION!"

Cue a town being wiped off the map.

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Wooden Door

An object usually found in games. If seen, the door will usually require some sort of key to open. The doors found in a game are completely impenetrable to anything that might damage a metal door, including but not limited to Kicks, Rockets, and Explosives.

Oh! A wooden door. This Door is locked Huh... I guess I better find a key, instead of breaking it down.

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