arborlanche

Large cascade of snow falling from trees as you walk or drive by. Usually caused by wind or wanker 'friends'.

I would've been here earlier but I had to stop and clean off my windows after getting hit with an arborlanche.

fool semi-automatic

A concocted term, abusing the language to make a safe, normal feature sound like it’s scary, dangerous, and unfit for ordinary people.

General Chicken Wing gave a demonstration of a sporting rifle, and called it “fool semi-automatic “! LOL’z