family guy

Animated Show on Fox created by Seth MacFarlane and cancelled twice and brought back due to its cult following. Based on a 5 person dysfunctional family and incorporates current events, stereotypes, and other random happenings to make me and every other great person on earth shit themselves.

Stewie: You there! Cut my eggs.
Butler: cuts eggs Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can’t sir, it’s liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I’ll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won’t make it easy for you.

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