backhand job

A backhand job is the act of giving a man full release using the back of your hand and nothing else.

Jake: "Grant must have given the Senior VP a backhand job in order to get that great corner office."
Mark: "I bet he did that, exactly that!"

Scottsdale Seltzer

When you crush up Oxycodone and sprinkle the bits into a high quality grape juice.

My doctor likes to give me a refreshing Scottsdale Seltzer before giving blood in order to calm my nerves.