Random
Source Code

Revenge baby

When the significant other has not learned their lesson in life or used protection. One party or the other straight sent it.

Man :"That woman was so out of line when she cheated on me, I did an about face and got her pregnant, revenge baby."

Woman: "That fucking asshole gave me what I wanted after I cheated on him. Then he kept his mouth shut, played along and I threw him away. Then the mouther fucker surprises me, gets a good job , wants to be a family and marries me, then quits the job and is now jobless social shaming me some more, so I got pregnant again, revenge baby, because he didn't learn his lesson either, then divorced him."

by Ankle-sprain July 22, 2021


hoarder heap

Large pile of useless and un-used things that have found a place that neither they belong to nor any coherent order by which they were placed while physically located as a homogenous group of items that have endearment value to the collector.

I stopped over at Matt's house but had to turn back once I realized I would run out of oxygen trying to scales his hoarder heap. I saw a few bodies scatters on my way up the trail. I guess at that altitude when you you have not prepared properly at base camp the trek can be especially dangerous even in the off season. Crazy what some people go through to savior a memory.

by Ankle-sprain January 1, 2022


Take-out Tower

A take out tower is when your roommate orders out every day but also loves their food so much that they save it for weeks on end in a 6x6in square within the fridge. Also, though, it implies that there are other items in the fridge that are taking up space because your roommate is so organized and cleanly. The roomate utilizes just a 6x6in square for all the take out that they have ordered and saved for a later day to have their roommate throw it away

"When you have several takeout orders stacked on top of one another, preceding the most recent order, you have a 'Take-out Tower.'

If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.

Kind of like the game "Jenga" but only one player. But every roommate, by use of the fridge, is forced to play.

Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."

by Ankle-sprain April 12, 2024