Moisturizer

A substance that is used to hydrate skin (especially the face) that comes in a cream, gel, or oil. Good if used after cleansing, or when the air is dry.

Selina: "EW! Your face is fucking disgusting, it's like flaking everywhere!"

Anna: "=( I know, I need to use more moisturizer..."

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Money High

The brief feeling one gets right after finding money (usually a large amount) in their pocket, car, under the bed, etc.

Cooper: "Whoa, dude, how'd you get 70 bucks? Your grandma? lol"

Andy: "Umm, NO man, I found it in my sock drawer, it was such an awesome money high."

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A Mind Beating

The moment at which someone does something that is so obvious, and immediately denies it, when you KNOW they did it. Your mind immdiately is intensely frustrated, here causing you to have a "mind beating"

Johnny: "God, you're such a bitch sometimes."

Anna: "WTF, how am I a bitch?"

Johnny: "Uhh I didn't call you one?"

Anna: "WHAT THE HELL, yes you did!"

Johnny: "You're a fucking lunatic."

^ Anna is having a Mind Beating

Sour Patch Children

A weird, but cooler way of saying sour patch kids (the candy)

See sour patch kids.

Cooper: "Hey, can I have one? What are those anyway?"

Anna: "Sour Patch Children, duh!"

Cooper: "Okaaay..."

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Trimet

A public transportation system in Portland Oregon.
Consists of busses, and a light rail train called the Max that goes through city center to various destinations.

Known for being flooded with Homeless/Mentally Ill people, commuters, students, or green people.'Many spoiled upperclass snobs fear and trash talk it. It is fairly inexpensive.

Also known for its stations, at which many crimes take place, and are on the news.

Michael: "So, what, do you need a ride to the party later?"

Anna: "No, I think I'll take the bus."

Michael: "Trimet drivers are crazy"

Anna: "Oh, fuck you! I'm saving on gas money.."

Michael Kors

The most amazing professional shoe desiger, often whose shoes sell at department stores such as NORDSTROM or Dillards.

Chelsea: OH SHIT! What brand are those shoes?! They're so beautiful, I'm having an eyegasm!

Anna: Uhhh MICHAEL by Michael Kors! =D

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Internet Flirter

A teenage girl who always leaves flirty status/picture/general comments on guys' myspace, facebooks, etc. using flirtatious language, which actually turns out to sound really stupid

Picture comment of hot guy examples:

yerrcute(:
omggs hella cute:)
yewww shoulddd text meee sometime(;
dammnn boy, you is hella handsomeee
your cute (:
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Profile comments on MySpace:

heyy(: I'm Britneyyyyy whats yourname:)?
heyyycutie:) sup?
yoursupercuteXD whats up?(:

etc. etc. etc.

An extremely overly used picture comment often used on hot emo myspace whores:

your cute(:

you will see about 50 on any hot myspace whore's image comments. Anyone who uses these excessively is considered an internet flirter.