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Moisturizer

A substance that is used to hydrate skin (especially the face) that comes in a cream, gel, or oil. Good if used after cleansing, or when the air is dry.

Selina: "EW! Your face is fucking disgusting, it's like flaking everywhere!"

Anna: "=( I know, I need to use more moisturizer..."

by Anna! =) December 2, 2009

34๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moisturizer

A mans seman covered all over your face and commonly used by whore or sluts

I loved his moisturizer all over my face

by Smashgirl May 30, 2017

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moisturous

Pertaining to the state of being moist or damp, such as a towel or cloth that has been dipped in a pool of liquid.

To my great discontent, the cup had left a moisturous residue of epic proportions on the antique wooden desk.

by Cramshaw February 19, 2009

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moisturizer

n. Storm large enough to flood one's basement, innundate the streets etc. Useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc.

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Better take everything out of your basement and move your car to higher ground. There's going to be a moisturizer tomorrow.

Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.

by gnostic1 November 9, 2012

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


moistureful

Full of moisture

This humidity has made these crackers so moistureful.

by TheGodfather1968 May 21, 2017


moisture

to get "head," or felatio.

Yo son, my d*ck is dry. Call Stacy, I could use some moisture.

by Ricardo G. March 17, 2005

47๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


The moisture

Equivilant to "being thirsty" or "thirsty in general"

This boy stay hittin me up tryna fuck, the moisture smh

by Ramon Rey February 9, 2015

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