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A fart when one is sleeping that is so loud it wakes either you or your partner and at least one of you has NO idea what the hell that was and think their might be someone or something else in the house with you.
Bob: You look tiered Alan.
Alan: Yeh Mrs woke up last night and insited I check the house for burgalers.
Bob: Find any?
Alan: No I knew it was just a Spook of the Night but I wasn't going to tell her that!
Or.
Lilly and dave both wake up in the middle of the night. Dear what was that??? I'm not sure. Go find out then! *smell rises* OH DAVE! ... Wow was that noise me?
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Sneaky, Powerful and Evil one.
All powerful and Evil Spook of the Night can be quite terrifying.
If you are lucky enough to meet this queen of Dark then either Run or offer her a big handshake. (It is best to be on the better side of her)
She sticks to the night because there are less do-gooders around and she can twist fates for her own entertainment.
"Oh my gosh! Rowanne is Dead with a harpoon through her neck!"
"Looks like Spook of the Night got to her."
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Alarm... Snooze... Alarm... Snooze.... Alarm... SHIIIIIT!
Even when we know we should probably get up or we will be late we convince ourselfs that sleeping ten miniutes wont hurt, then we repeat and repeat untill we are about half an hour late then blame our alarm.
Beep beep.
Oh 10 more miniutes
Beep beep
*smacks snooze button*
Beep Beep
Go away... OH SHIT IS THAT THE TIME???
*Jumps out of bed muttering "Stupid Snooze Syndrome. !"*
Urban Dictionary Loser.
Unable to tell the difference between making a phonebook and posting a word on the Urban Dictionary.
These spammers constantly post a description of people they are either mad at or madly inlove with and just annoy the hell out of the editors.
They continue to repost when it is unpublished because they are too dim to read the rules.
Generally they are just annoying and just add easy decisions to the editors decision count.
These people should probably bee exterminated.
Shawn is so hot and smart bla bla bla
Dont publish
Whaaaa?? I'll post it again.
NO NO NO YOU STUPID UDL THIS ISNT FACEBOOK WE DONT WANT LISTS OF EVERYONE IN THE WORKD WHO EXISTS!!!!
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1) A modern standard unit of measurment that everybody understands to mean way to much or a huge almost un-doable quantity.
2) The cargo of a slurry lorry.
"Got any work to do this weekend?"
"Yep, I have a shitload!"
"There was a shitload of people at the party last night."
"You done for the day Kev?"
"Almost, just got to deliver this shitload to Farmer Giles"
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A repetitive addition the the Urban dictionary by UDL's
Often the definitions can be quite freighteningly sick and sometimes the biting sarcasm is quite amusing.
Most versions of this strange sex act include; moose antlers, the stanly cup, maple syrup, hocky sticks, faeces and sperm. However some of the more amusing definitions involved a hedgehog and various other items.
Canada's history is also a reason for editor suicide. The constant flow of these enterys which must be read through can mentally scar the editors.
However the amusing ones are just about keeping them alive.
It seems to be an in joke by the kind of people who spend their times writing horror porn or a sarcastic base for the more synical poster.
Mod 1: The flow of Canada's History seems to be slowing :)
Mod 2: Yeh!
Mod 1: Oh wait heres another *sigh*
Mod 2: Whats this one?
Mod 1: Oh Thats horrible AHHH MENTAL SCARING AND CANADA!!!
Mod 2: Haha its one of the bad ones hey.
Mod 2:........ Mod 1????..... Mod 1???...
Mod 1: Goodbye cruel perverted world!
Mod 2:.....SHIT somone call 999!!!
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