Treat yourself

To get laid, have sex, achieve a one night stand.

Richard: Did you treat yourself last night Chris?

Chris: I most certainly did.

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Terrorscenes

When something is awful, crap or just shit.

"Have you seen the new X-men movie?"
"Yeah, don't bother watching it, it's terrorscenes."

John: Last night i was getting with Louise and we got all the way to her room but didn't have any condoms!
Alan: No way, that's terrorscenes!