To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.
Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.
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similar to "tall, dark, and handsome", if you are a tall glass of water, you are a tall guy who is a good catch, i.e. a goodlooking bachelor
Girl: Wow, would ya check him out? His deep voice is so sexxxyyyyy, and he plays tennis, AND he loves kids! Now that's a tall glass of water if I ever saw one!
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a taddle-tale, person who tells on other people.
You're telling dad ? You're such a dobber!
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don't forget to put your books in your port before you go to school
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a japanese girl who is very athletic, pretty, and FUNNY. she has many inside jokes with her best friend, Annie.
omg! thats hilarious! that is so kari!
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Probably the most influential and imitated rock band of the 20th century, these four men from England shaped not only music to this day, but started a youth revolution during the 1960's that gave the "under 30 crowd" many of the freedoms we still enjoy today. Those who disagree are either ignorant or jealous.
The moment that changed American history as we know it: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, the Beatles...'
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vaginal fart; common after rough sex or masturbation, makes loud flapping sound, often found to be gross
Dude, ever got air stuck in ur twatt? Well I did, and now I don't anymore!
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