hibsed it

Turn predicted/probable success into a massive failure. Inspired by the 2015-2016 season of Hibernian FC.

Hibernian FC hibsed it when they lost to Falkirk and remained relegated.

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Scarlet Napper

n. name applied to the outrageously sunburned pate of a Northern Irishman vacationing in Florida caused by a liberal use of Bud Lite and “male” moisturizers.

Roy put your Rangers cap back on. NASA called, your scarlet napper is blinding the astronauts on the International Space Station again.

Hedge Whisperer

n. Man who becomes one with the hedge. Literally. Usually indigenous to Bangor NI and requires lager pints for communing.

Rona: Why is Roy stuck in our hedge at 3am?

Me: Don't worry, he's the hedge whisperer now that the pub's closed.