Aaron

A common name for criminals and junkies. Often known to embody both. Aaron’s are uncover sociopaths who live to lie. They cheat on their wives/girlfriends, sleep with their best mates missus, steal and manipulate. Sometimes get violent, get junked out in a putrid way yet always project a good guy image. Especially on social media.

Friend: Geez babe you really slummed it when you married an Aaron.
Me: Yeah I know- I was blind and trusting. Wished I knew about the definition above before I gave him my heart. Aaron sure fooled me.
Friend: you got Aaronged sweetie it’s not your fault.

Franked Out

When someone has had too many mils of fantasy and passes out. Often in a seated position, but sometimes standing - it depends of the level of franked outedness. Frequently heard making guttural groans and ecstasy moans. Slurry incoherent speech often accompanies the franker. They believe they are doing awesome and are convinced they do not look like the face sucking, eye rolling, moaning, twitchy, convulsed mess that they are. Able to snap out of mess mode when people least expect it. It’s normal for the franker to deny they were ever asleep- delusional when they state they “were killing it” when really they came close to killing themselves.

Me: oh my God! Look at Rachael rolling around on the couch- what a mess. She’s totally franked out.

Mate: Yeah she’s franked out hard- I’m gonna film her cos I’m a bastard.
Me: Only pick up your phone if you’re gonna call an ambulance dude. Filming someone franking out is not cool 😎

Me: OMG look at Rachael rolling around on the couch- what a mess! She’s franking out hard.
Mate: Yeah she’s franked out hard - I’m gonna film her cos I’m a bastard.
Me: Only pick up your phone if you’re gonna call an ambulance dude, filing someone franking out is fking uncool 😎