comfort fuck

noun
A fuck a girl gives just once to a guy who is totally enamoured with her. Usually thrown to him.

Joe was head over heels with Rebecca. She threw a him a comfort fuck last night.

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gayfish

Verb: to say weird stuff to see if someone is a homosexual.

I was in a rehab and this roommate kept saying odd shit, like "is that gay porn?" and "your underwear look like panties.". After that I figured he was gayfishing.

country music

Music that when it's played backwards (the only way anyone can stand listening to it), you get your dog, wife and job back.

Damn. I hate country music.

tits

A word some friends and I decided to be used to mean good. An episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" aired where it happened. Pretty cool. And yet lame.

That motorcycle is tits!

Manimal

Born a man, dressed like woman

Lord, that's a manimal.

Trench

Noun
A trench is a slice of a large conglomerate of items, like mortgage securities.

I sold a trench to him.

Suitcased

verb
To be thrown into the back seat of a police car upside down in handcuffeds.

Fucking 50, got picked up and suitcased.