Friendscape

When you're being hit on by someone 'not your type' and you make friends with the nearest person to escape the unwanted attention.

Hey, hi!
This guy just used "I have a boat" as a pick up line, can I use you to friendscape away from him?
Thank you!!

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Dead Mouse

When a guy sends an unwanted dick pic.
'I can see you're proud of it but I'm going to throw it away without ever touching it.'

Exchanged numbers with David yesterday and he dropped a dead mouse on me last night.