(Not Gay)

Adding (Not Gay) to something, regardless of its content, makes it completely heterosexual.

Guy 1: "My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?"

Guy 2: "There goes a man who is completely heterosexual."

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pretty cool guy

A meme on the internet. The rule goes something like this:

i think <movie, game, book, group of people> is a pretty cool guy. eh <what the aforementioned subject does> and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think lesbians is a pretty cool guy. eh kisses girls and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think there will be blood is a pretty cool guy. eh drinks your milkshake and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think crime and punishment is a pretty cool guy. eh kills old ladies and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think monk is a pretty cool guy. eh is a afraid of everything and doesn't afraid of anything.

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