Plumeveil Surprise

1) Being caught (i.e. espied) when in the midst of washing one's genitalia in someone else's sink.
2) The act of dishonoring one's entire family by mistakenly leaving the washroom door unlocked when soaking one's phallus in a sink, inadvertently exposing oneself to onlookers.
3) Scrotum washing.

1) Jessica: Charles, get out of my fucking dorm room, right now.
Bro1: Whoa, whoa! What's the deal?
Jessica: Motherfucker just let me in on the god damn plumeveil surprise!

2) Dude1: "..."
Girl1: "Oh what the fuck."

3) "Fucking five-color faggot sitting on his god damn plumeveil surprise."

Hoyo

1) That ho that just won't quit--keeps coming back, sorta like a yoyo.
2) A word found in the scrabble dictionary.
3) The bitch that doesn't quit.

1) Guy1: Hey Sean, you gonna trick that hoyo later?
Guy2: Aw, yeah, bro, I'm gonna show her the eiffel tower!
2) "Oh, nice, triple word score--the H and the Y are worth so much together!"
3) Guy1: Hey bre, your pocket's vibrating! Someone calling you?
Guy2: Nah, its just some hoyo. I keep saying no, but she just keeps begging for the D. Let freedom ring, I say.

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