darkwolf

autotrader :(

I.AM.AUTO-DARKWOLF by Darkwolf/AOD

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stanus

steen house (stone house) in sctottish or gaelic; familyname from scotland

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snipe

n. a partially smoked cigarette that bums pull out of ashtrays.

I saw some bum scavaging snipes from the ashtray in front of the library.

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Modar

(Chiefly British)

v.
1. To ejaculate prematurely.

v.t.
2. To be prematurely ejaculated upon

1. Finding himself in an unlikely sexual encounter at the dodgy end of Warwickshire, 27-year-old Geoff was more than excited to finally lose his virginity, and thus ended up modaring all over his dishy young boy-toy, Fernando.

2. Fernando was modared with a vengeance.

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Opie

Lieing sack of shit

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eve

Proof that God is unfair.

So, ONE lady ate an apple and now all of womenhood have to suffer PMS? Where's the logic in that?

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Eve

1. The bitch who made the lives of all humans miserable by eating the goddamn apple.

2. The brand name of a special soap that women use to keep their vaginas fresh.

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