autotrader :(
I.AM.AUTO-DARKWOLF by Darkwolf/AOD
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steen house (stone house) in sctottish or gaelic; familyname from scotland
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n. a partially smoked cigarette that bums pull out of ashtrays.
I saw some bum scavaging snipes from the ashtray in front of the library.
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(Chiefly British)
v.
1. To ejaculate prematurely.
v.t.
2. To be prematurely ejaculated upon
1. Finding himself in an unlikely sexual encounter at the dodgy end of Warwickshire, 27-year-old Geoff was more than excited to finally lose his virginity, and thus ended up modaring all over his dishy young boy-toy, Fernando.
2. Fernando was modared with a vengeance.
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So, ONE lady ate an apple and now all of womenhood have to suffer PMS? Where's the logic in that?
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1. The bitch who made the lives of all humans miserable by eating the goddamn apple.
2. The brand name of a special soap that women use to keep their vaginas fresh.
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