magical parrot

What many people from the Dime Dos texbook (for learning Spanish) turn into in crappy stories that have no point and teach you nothing.

Maria turned into a magical parrot.
Maria se convierte en una lora ma`gico.

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kalaska

a squirly son of a bitch

shut the fuck up u goddamn kalaska

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Yardee

Jamacian Gangsta

You're a bad boy yardee, you should know how to get rid of bodies!!

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liposuction

hey everyone...america invented something awesome! you see, first it was mc donalds so that everyone would love the food and the government would get a ton of tax from the consumers, but now, you can eat mcdonald's and not even worry about getting fat. well, you'll be paying tax ofcourse, but now fat can be sucked right out of any part of your body. that's right. and you'll look good, so the other shallow people will like you. good job.

hmm...i ate too much this week and i really dont feel like going on a healthy diet and getting excercise. Hey wait, why don't i just get liposuction?

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tashas

a "well fit Tasha" is a femal who is thought upon as being well fit by hard boys

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ajha

Ajha a body that travels through public Internet programs corrupting them. By taking advantage of people on them, by a method of "bobba" (cyber sex). First started with a person named ajha, since then the style and ideas of his work has spread around the web.

Stop ajhaing me. this program has come under the influence of an ajha.

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fo shizle

Definitely. From snoopified "for sure". Often used in preceding "my nizzle" as in "for sure, brother".

Q: "Wanna hit dis?"
A: "Fo shizle, my nizzle. Light it up!"

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