Panel Bro

An older version of a fuckboi, usually in his 20-30's, who exists purely to seek the validation of others by promoting himself without humility. Obsessed with the Forbes power lists, he relentlessly speaks on panels in the hopes of one day making an appearance. He uses his Instagram as a resume, posting photos on somebody else's yacht and standing in front of somebody else's car, with a quote about how you can get anywhere with hard work (no mention of his rich family is mentioned). A panel bro often wears basketball shorts, Nike shoes, a hoodie and a baseball cap to hide his balding head.

Scooter Braun is a panel bro.

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