Everett

A sexist, rude asshole, who doesn't know how to take a joke. Can't argue with him, because he won't ever let you win; even if he is wrong and you can prove it. Ignore him at all costs or he will become obsessed with you but cheat on you by pegging a dude we call Craig from Craigslist in the ass.

"Dude, my ex won't stop hitting me up."
"Yeah, girl. He is an Everett."

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