Sicles

A man who is extremely handsome, super fucking hilarious, charming, has a big heart, intelligent, emotionally intelligent, he's the best daddy in the whole world, always wants to help others, is very talented at anything he does, can play drums and the guitar like a panty dripping Rockstar, knows how to please his woman, has a big package.... Oops, I meant is the whole package. Like everything you would want your man to be... He's totally perfect. And that is what a Sicles is.

I married me a Sicles.