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Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.
Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?
A gap between a girls thighs accomplished by being 95 pounds and 2% body fat which, contrary to a teenage girl's belief, is not sexy.
I feel sorry for these girls who try to get the near impossible thigh gap by eating two pieces of celery for every meal.
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When you're fucking a girl (or guy) in the ass and take your penis out with shit on it and paint tiger stripes on their back.
I was fucking Cindy in th ass and got bored, so I pulled an anus tiger.
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