carb

1) short for carbohydrate
2) an person who is a complete idiot.

1) Want a bagel? No, I'm on a low carb diet, bitch.
2) Man, you're such a carb.

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bismark

after having sex with a girl, you come in her eye, then punch her in that eye, and then hit the eye with your dick

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Get that dolla

To acquire wealth, liquid assets.

Shanequa informed Rayquisha that this was HER corner, and she'd be damned if some other bitch gon' roll to her turf while she tryin to get that dolla.

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one hit wonder

Any band that only has one song anyone remembers

"Hey dude, Remember Crazy Town?"
"Who?"
"They did that song Butterfly"
"Oh yea, those posers"

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one-hit wonder

When a so-called band makes a song that appeals to the mind-warped 12 year old. This song only stays popular for about 15 minutes, and after the band is so rich they can wipe their asses with a 20 dollar bill.

Blink 187 was a one hit wonder, baby!

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one-hit wonder

The date that you tag once, find out how awful s/he is and don't go back for seconds.

rch

The smallest unit of measurement practically possible: A Red Cunt Hair.

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