shut up asshole

Jon's way of shutting someone up.

Shut up asshole.

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dalin

the most amazing girl in the world. absolutely beautiful in every way i know her.

hey guys... dalins the greatest girl in the world :D:D!!! ! ! !~ !@~! @~!

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Spock Shocker

Putting your index and middle fingers together and your ring finger and pinkie fingers together and insterting the first pair into the vagina and the second into the anus.

I gave Betty a spock shocker

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Snyx

A mythical dragon

Snyx was slayed by the mighty Marakon

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Snyx

the snyx's favourite tipple is rumoured to be cider and black, this has never been confirmed though!

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t-x

The art of taking your dick and stuffing it down a woman's throat so that she cannot bite it but only struggle to get it out of her mouth. At the end of asphyxiation you shout, "You are terminated" and blow your load down her throat as she dies.

Bitch you better shut up or I'll deliver a T-X on you later tonight.

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Doom

A subgenre of heavy metal that tends towards slower tempos, and often favors mood and feel over flashy technique. Typically it comes in two flavors, gothic and stoner, although both are heavily indebted to Black Sabbath.

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