Nonpareil

A person or thing that has no equal; a paragon.

n. See Nonpareil, a. 1. Something of unequaled excellence; a peerless thing or person; a nonesuch; -- often used as a name.

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Assberry

A berry that has the distinct shape of the human buttocks.

look, i found an assberry in this box of strawberries!

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mulliter

A mulliter is someone who is very ugly, fat, or has a bad hair cut!

Eww that guys hair is so ugly what a mulliter!

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Gaiwan

a fruit booty that takes it up the ass for the good guys...and the bad guys... and well...whoever the hell else is offering it.

I wanna fuck someone in the ass. GAIWAN!!!!!!!!

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stone roses

Best fucking band ever, there debut is fucking amazing

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DMV

Department of Motor Vehicles
also see: Satan's Asshole

Away, Idle: 5 hours, 34 minutes
Away Message:
standing in line at the DMV.

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haimes

a really funny down to earth person

I sure as hell am not a haimes

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