pert near

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

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asizzile

Slang for awsome.

This asizzle pizzle is of the hizzle fo' shizzle, bizzle.

Thunder Cunt

A Glorious Thunderstorm in the depths of the cunt. Most known for it's cumstream and flow, but also known to conjure severe orgasmic "thundery-like" sessions upon the occurance of penal entrance of the Thunder Cunt.

i.e.: "That I must say is one fierce Thunder Cunt!"

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your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

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Damn

A bad swear word. It is number 9 in the 13 swear list.

Oh damn balls!

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toilet

the thing u poo in.. can't live w/ out them.. where else would u poo?

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Pheno

homo, lack of intelligence, sucks at spelling, gimp, newb

Lost 2nd grade spelling contest at age 19

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